Sunday, December 4, 2011

Simple observation

I will probably raise some eyebrows with this post. Maybe piss some people off. It is my opinion and we all can agree to disagree. The following is based on my visual observations over the past 10-15 years or so. What I have noticed while living in Charlottesville and working in Richmond's West End is that suburban white women think they are the shit. Especially white women with children. I know what you're thinking, aren't you married, don't you have a mother & sister? Yes, yes, and yes.  However, my wife is not white and my mother & sister are not suburban.

These women drive through the shopping center parking lot in their minivans or big ass SUV's with a purpose. "I am on a mission to get my shopping done no matter how rude I have to be. I am a white woman with a family and money, don't fuck with me."  That's what I pretend they are thinking.

Also, they are very upright looking when they come to the store. Always dressed like they are going to a nice restaurant or something like that. Damn, loosen up ladies, it's the fucking Target, not a 5 star hotel. Live a little, wear a t-shirt and jeans or something like that. Not to say that all white women are like this.  There are the ones that look like they just got back from Bonnaroo and would shop at Integral Yoga or Earth Fare (if we were so lucky to have one in Charlottesville.)  These women are more mellow and smell like patchouli, much more relaxed, even when the kids Moonbeam and Lotus are with them.

I bet you all are wondering why I am writing all this. Well, it has been on my mind for a bit and I thought about sharing. When I was younger, I assumed I would marry a white woman. When I met Wendy, I didn't go looking for someone that was another race, it just happened. But, I am sure glad it did or I probably would be miserable.

Later people.

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